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My birthday is tomorrow! !!!

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

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skelezor:

Highly emotional photo of a skeleton soldier on the battlefield, exhausted, from fighting off so many fuckboys

The Skeleton War takes its toll on us all

tired and weary bones

goon2goblin420:

spoopy6:

skelezor:

Highly emotional photo of a skeleton soldier on the battlefield, exhausted, from fighting off so many fuckboys

The Skeleton War takes its toll on us all

tired and weary bones

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orchid-a-day:

Stenoglottis longifolia
October 20, 2014

orchid-a-day:

Stenoglottis longifolia

October 20, 2014

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darkdaysandlighteyes:

somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal


Your daughter had a friend sleep over?are you sure she’s not gay. I know EXACTLY who Alex is….😏

darkdaysandlighteyes:

somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal

Your daughter had a friend sleep over?are you sure she’s not gay. I know EXACTLY who Alex is….😏

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dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

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howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

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sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

Parents of the year since the 90’s

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