Do you cry my name in the dark, like I do yours?
being a human is so weird
I audibly sighed in contentment.
IT TOUCHED THE CORNERRRRRRRRRRR
what a weird piano
i think we’re out of ink
have you tried turning it on and off again
Have you checked to see if your printer is plugged in?
Think I see the problem.
Not enough toner.
*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM
SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN.
she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill
the other dude that shows up is literally the same dude what the fuck
Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.
this is my favorite thing of the day
Bunny falls asleep
bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you
I love it when luna does this right next to me ^_^ shes like a lil cat i can stroke her and kiss her and she just trusts me completely and i have never been so in love with an animal before
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